Top Ten Things Josie Does When I'm Not Looking
10. Attempts to reorganize the plastic-baggy drawer by emptying out the contents...she's right--they would be more handy for her on the kitchen floor.
9. Likewise reorganizes the hand-towel drawer.
8. Methodically de-shelves the bookshelf
7. Shreds entire rolls of TP (which thanks to Allan are in every room of our home)
6. Tips over the garbage cans, rummages through, finds and gnaws on slimy banana peels
5. Mysteriously--no seriously, this IS a mystery--unscrews bottles of lotion and consumes what she doesn't rub into the carpet
4. Climbs INTO the fridge when I'm putting away groceries. Yeah, she's real quick.
3. Rips out pages of my scriptures
2. Dumps out the contents of a lentil bag that I taped shut for lack of a rubber band.
1. Speedily makes a B-line for the bathroom whenever I leave it open and fishes in the toilet. She's a real opportunist. Gross.
Yeah, she's good. She's real good.
And...she walks!!!
She's into Spaghetti in a big way
This was a recorded letter home from my mish......yeah--tears. *note the hand-towels in the background and the tortilla scraps all over.
